The Franz Kafka Audit
A review prompt for a senior reader of code. It sends the model in to look, not to move things. Finding nothing wrong counts as finishing the job.
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Most audit prompts reward motion. You ask a model to review a repository and it comes back holding a list, because a list looks like work and silence looks like failure. So it invents problems that were never costing anybody anything, and you spend a week refactoring code that was fine.
This one closes that door on the first line. Judgement, not activity. It forces every finding through a bar: name the cost today, name who pays it and how often, name the smallest fix, name the new mess the fix creates. Then argue the other side and throw the finding out if the other side wins. It also has to publish everything it killed, which is the section you will actually read.
The name fits because the man it borrows from spent his working life reading claims and deciding, over and over, which damage was real and which was paperwork. He knew what it costs to file a report on something that was never broken.